The secret character is a lie!
Mel Gibson?! How the heck is he famous in the flash community? Oh well whatever... this game is still REALLY good! I'm just going to pretend there never was Mel Gibson and give you a happy rating like you deserve. SUPER AWESOME CRAZY 10/10!!!
man only like two episodes have aired and people are already creating stuff about it... that was fast! overall it was o.k... Could have been better... then again there have only been 2 episodes for sound clips! 3 if you count he one premierin today! but i doubt that counts.
Actually, there have been many preveiws, but I get your point. Living the fast life, yes?
I don't care what other people say...
This game makes a point! Though be it a bit extreme it is lettin people know that Junk food is called "JUNK" food for a reason! Maybe it's not your fault that you're fat and you eat healthy, but then again theres a 60% that it is you for sittin around all day eating junk food without stopping to think about WTF you are doing to your body! And if you are fat for some other reason, and you eat healthy then you've been weighted (no pun intended) with a challenge to make yourself as healthy as possible. Infact after I finish writing this i'm gonna sign that f*cking petition, SO THAT I CAN TELL 1 F*CKING FAT JOKE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE EVERYONE AT McDonalds IS GOING TO HATE ME FOREVER FOR IT!!! (I wonder how they could hear that far tho...)
wow im on a roll with this talkin! Well while im hear I noticed another point to point out!...
Sry... Hold on...
I looked at the other reviews and I noticed that Newgrounds goldies (gold members) are getting meaner and meaner! At first the reviews were like...
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuude! that was f*cking hillarious! I'm gonna sign it!"
But now it's more like...
"WTF!!! That was racist to the Fat population!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
All I gotta say is Goldies... Chill out! Flash ain't all that easy! I know... I tried the demo, and it is really f*cking confusing! And take a joke! Everyone gets made fun of eventually! Fat isn't even all that bad in my opinion, but too much of being fat could be a problem! And it ain't pretty! sry but it's not... (here's a disturbing image to think about... (flap of stomach fat clevage... eww!... Holy sh*t IT TALKED!!!))
The flash itself wasn't all that amazing, but it was HILLARIOUS the first 2 times, then it got boring... But it was pretty good! I know what you're thinking... "omg finaly he shut's up"... and you're right! besides I've got some petion signin to do for "M.O.H."
I admit without checkpoints the quiz was a little irritating when you have no checkpoints... and you're a persistent person... and impatient
(like i'm making you)... but the quiz itself was awesome! I stopped at 82 because I know how to beat it but I wasn't prepared the first time and so I decided that was a good time to stop. also would you mind telling me what that second song was? I know the first one was the rocky theme, but the other one... don't know what it is but I like it. and... umm... yeah I probably made my point by now! (i hope so!)
incase you didn't read the whole thing... What is the second song!
the one that isn't the rocky theme?
The second song was an instrumental version of "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" by The Flaming Lips.
that is some sick results! Funny enough actually i put in my name and the name of the girl im goin out with (duh...) Anyway it came out as 95%!
when I saw that I thought "sweet!" then I read it... and thought "ooo... didn't see that coming." but I actually understand what you mean (compared to other results i checked out of boredom.) So I have only one question! What is the 100% sound like. I don't have the time to find out on my own... If you wouldn't mind tellin me i'd appreciate it!
i made a good challenge
try it out
no jailbait 4 me! And that message at the begining is soo true... for those of you who didnt read that it basically said ,"Parents! dont have your kids dress up like they're legal 4 sex until they are legal!!! good game! Keep it up!
that was a veeeeeery good racing game, and the online statistics is alwas a nice touch to a game. Also you didn't make it too easy or too hard to steer. Kudos to you!... whatever that means...
its a quick little time waster
and although you could have added more detail or sounds, this will be a fine addition to newgrounds!
:) yeah the next one will be way better, stop start, better graphics, sound effects and all.
sweet but i had 1 problem
when i tried to play time attack it scared the hell outta me and told me to not cheat EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T CHEATING!!!
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